Less Feathers; More Fun!
Scientists in Israel create a featherless chicken!!! http://www.inspirefusion.com/featherless-chicken/
February 6th, 2012
Fowl Friends
Scientists in Israel create a featherless chicken!!! http://www.inspirefusion.com/featherless-chicken/
November 11th, 2011
I know what the ladies want
Gym, feather extensions, Axe…. gotta look good for the chicks.
November 1st, 2010
I’ll trade all my friends for you!..and my brother
Its hard to remember life before this youtube video, ohh what meaningless and empty times.
July 8th, 2010
Breakout Artist, Caique Jake, Pop N’Locks His Way Into Our Hearts
Caique Jake first hit the YouTube scene in 2007 and has since racked up about 60,000 hits and 115 comments! Not bad for this little UK chap! He’s certainly better than other UK dance acts we’ve seen recently—Cheryl Cole. Can’t wait to see your moves for 2010!
June 5th, 2009
The Limits of Control: A Test of Patience
Two hours into it—that’s the Limit of my Control before I had to escape Jim Jarmusch’s three-hour homage to his own brain diarrhea in script form.
The plot, or lack there of, consisted of following a mysterious, strong, and solitary stranger hired to go on a glorified scavenger hunt through the shady streets of Spain. He spends two hours of your life collecting messages in matchboxes from a series of cartoon-like characters involved in an avant-garde criminal operation.
Though the cinematography, by Christopher Doyle, was outstanding, the director managed to spoil the stunning scenes of Spain with absolutely no storyline and characters whose only depth came from their costume designers. You would think that with an all-star cast like Bill Murray, Gale Garcia Bernal, and Oscar winning Tilda Swinton, that the director would be more original than introduce them all with, “you don’t speak Spanish, do you?” The monotony of Jarmusch’s repetition was only rivaled by the overload of “art film” clichés.
Perhaps most frustratingly, Jarmusch insisted that everyone with a speaking role provide some thought-provoking morsel of wisdom. However, the philosophical tid-bits made little to no sense and the artsy buzzwords only reminded the viewer that they are not as smart or deep as Jim Jarmusch.
The only shocking twist in the end, is me walking out to sneak into Anvil, a truly worth while work of art.
http://www.anvilthemovie.com/
April 3rd, 2009
Invent-ation Contest: Make Up words in English
A reader recently submitted the results of a Washington Post contest that asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are a few of the the winners:
- Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
- Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
- Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
- Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
- Bozone ( n..): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
- Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
- Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
- Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
- Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
- Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
- Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
- Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
- Glibido : All talk and no action.
- Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
- Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
- Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
- Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.
The Interweb Gazette is now extending this contest to YOU! The rules are simple: Either slightly change an existing English word and apply a new definition or take a real word and just reinvent the definition. Just post your ideas in the comment box below (your email address will be used solely for the purposes of this competition).
The First-Place prize is a FREE mattress (shown above)!!!!!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/1100005291.html !!!! (It is one year old, great condition, only slight smell of urine).
Here are some more examples to get you thinking:
Scrotinize (v.): To Investigate, examine, and study–right down to the balls.
Inntards (n.): Tiny retarded elves that live inside you.
Aftermath (n.): A time of innumerable joy.
Assthetic (adj.): Big and sexy ambiance
Have fun and Good Luck!