Cool Obama
In President Obama’s first month in office, he has set the tone by relaxing the dress code, decommissioning Guantanamo, and renovating the White House into a Soho loft. As a Mac user, innovator, and foodie, Obama was uninspired with the antebellum architecture and musty interior. His newly appointed team of trendy artists met early this week to discuss aesthetics, the human condition, and their general distain for politics.
The team, comprised of chic gay men and a token woman with mod hair, has been guarded about their designs for the white house, simply saying “clean, minimalist, and very unconvservative.” One designer told a charming anecdote about Obama’s decision to remodel, “It was the funniest thing, so I was at the inauguration dinner talking to my dear friend Barak, and I says ‘Oh my God, smells like moth balls and aristocracy in here. Someone get me some Swedish furniture.”
According to White House spokesmen, Obama felt that plantation-esque architecture was distasteful, especially considering the grueling tasks and endless work hours that lay ahead of him. In order to liven up the estate, Obama has added a basketball court and commissioned another child from Michelle.
In light of the economic woes, Obama has opted to use the IKEA Ektorp collection of couches, lighting solutions, and Detolf cabinetry. His trendy artist team has called the move bold, saying “faux pre-recession elegance is in” and “no one will ever know it’s not designer.” Though some historians and Washington old-schoolers have voiced concern about the loss of historic White House furniture, the Obama administration has insisted that heirlooms will be fairly priced on the Antique Road Show and all proceeds will go to bailing out banking executives.
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