Thank you internet community for your overwhelming response to this online word contest!! After weeks of thought, we have decided on two very special winners!!
Winners:
Chris D.
cripster - member of a hipster gang. often wields numerous scarves and neon colored glasses. characteristic “cripster walk” induced by testicular discomfort as a result of wearing pants that are way too tight.
procrasturbation – the real reason things don’t get done on time.
David L.
Jewdling (v): A small drawing that lowers your credit score
Double negative (n): Two ugly people kissing in public.
Losers:
All you assholes that said you would submit some words and didn’t…Mom, Dad!





