Thank you internet community for your overwhelming response to this online word contest!! After weeks of thought, we have decided on two very special winners!!

Winners:

Chris D.

cripster - member of a hipster gang. often wields numerous scarves and neon colored glasses. characteristic “cripster walk” induced by testicular discomfort as a result of wearing pants that are way too tight.

procrasturbation – the real reason things don’t get done on time.

David L.

Jewdling (v): A small drawing that lowers your credit score

Double negative (n): Two ugly people kissing in public.

Losers:

All you assholes that said you would submit some words and didn’t…Mom, Dad!